Teenagers on the bus

Teenage boy #1: I dare you to lick that pole.

Teenage boy #2: Yeah? What will you give me?

Teenage boy #1: I dare you.

Teenage boy #2: [Licks metal pole.]

Teenage boy #1: Ewww, dude, gross! I can't believe you did that! You're totally going to die now!

Ah, youth.